Like my reaction after hearing Oprah Winfrey wants to run for president in 2024, you can literally see fear in her eyes. Emphasis on the :24 sec mark with the introduction of a move I can only refer to as The Turkish Can Opener.
Honestly, I just appreciate content creators going the extra length to try and make their videos believable. One visible skidmark after chowing down on the lunchtime Ellios would have solidified this as completely authentic for me.
New Fetish Unlocked: Making your significant other spurge around the bedroom like she has a car battery jump starting her urethra. Except this is the version where you don't have to outbid Billy Ballsac on that 1972 Datsun rebuild first.
The ultimate persuasion (see: 40+ reasons) to get you down to the clinic and tested for everything from butt crabs to wiener warts. Seriously, if doctors hung photos like this on the wall I would predict a 37% decline in controllable STDs.
Is there a third Bella twin I've been unaware of this entire time? I'm getting some serious WWE vibes from this performance. Ya know; Mid-card ability, main event placement and knowing she probably banged John Cena somewhere in the past.
What exactly is the relationship between having the base requirements for your own Discovery Channel special & malnourished white women? We need answers.
Turns out fertilizing your own family tree isn't the only extra curricular activity people practice in Frogballs, Arkansas. Just don't be misled by The Rat King's lack of hygiene; Your respect for the modern day alpha male begins here and now.
Another one of those "imagine if the roles were reversed!" moments that twists incel wieners into a ballpark pretzel on Reddit. Sponsored by Lululemon Athletics.
Personal gifts are a welcomed sight on Inhumanity, but this particular video isn't about the flaps of her hammy - It's about maximum capacity. That wizard sleeve goes deeper than Kanye West fan fiction & you can officially color me impressed.
Kinda refreshing to know it's real when the tits move like a bowl of Jell-o that's been left in the sun for too long. I may or may not be talking from experience.
Most erections won't make it past that hobgoblin in the second video, but trust me - it gets better. Not season 4 into season 5 Game of Thrones better. More like final episode "thank fuck this is over, I need to shower this stink off me" better.
Haven't seen that kind of disorientation in a white girl's eyes since Starbucks offered 2x points on a non-holiday. And much like inhaling $18.00 worth of overcooked coffee beans, a price will be paid for jamming that down her throat.
Nope, not even getting a participation trophy for this. I've seen episodes of The Golden Girls with more enthusiasm. FREE TIP: When geriatric sitcoms produce stiffer erections than u, it might be time rethink the whole porn thing. [PART 1]
This is called Taking a Swedish Bike Ride. It happens when those dudes with above-average girth fail lubrication preparation. So they pump harder... til a breaking point hits. Somewhere between the 3rd & 4th second degree burn.
Brittanya Razavi channels Gordon Ramsay. Kagney Linn Carter gets on a list. Pierre Woodman blurs the language barrier for the 900th time this year. And Amai Liu... Well... let's just say we finally have a real threat for Jake Paul. #bookit
Practically 4 years of regretful behavior summed up in 30 seconds, or behind the scenes of the next Valtrex commercial? Today you choose your own adventure.
2 Appletinis into the evening and Olga literally can't calm her tits for more than 10 consecutive seconds. Judging by the video footage, this is both an ethics violation and a crash course on why you diligently vet those profiles on russianbrides.com.
This is acceptable. But you hang one brain out of your 2XL Nike Mesh shorts on squat day & suddenly you're on the lifetime ban list. P.S. Fuck you Planet Fitness.
I'd critique the plot... but we are a lot closer to this reality than ever before. Also I want to save the laughter for when some rogue 4Chan hactivist starts swapping some stranger's blueprints with the Nancy Pelosi and Donald Trump protocols.
History lesson: If u were slappin meat in the 2010 era, your hog was constantly subjected to these "pioneers" passing off middle-aged women as college girls fucking everything with a pulse. To those select few: I apologize for the PTSD.
Make sure you watch this video and dive into her Twitter wormhole first for the complete user experience. They essentially cement Hannah Hays as one of the most concerning specimens to ever Plan-B her way through the porn industry.
Just stick around for the macarena her butthole starts performing around the 0:10 second mark. For most of you, it will be the first time you see this part of the human body pull off these kinds of moves without intervention from Taco Bell.
I recognize that "if a character from A Bug's Life did porn" phenotype. That's none other than Lucy Doll, and let me tell you something brother: It's all erections and extra-absorbent Bounty Paper towels... until you hear her voice for the first time.
